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FADE RIFT [INBOX]

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( Lady Lakshmi, Bai Saheba, Rani Lakshmibai )

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30mins around dawn

Only to Voice:
Hour training morning and evening
Any time she's gone riding.
When she's in the field.

Only to Book:
When she's otherwise in a meeting, leave a message.
Very late at night or early in the morning.

Other:
She usually takes her morning meals in the mess hall with everyone else.
Her days are usually spent in Kirkwall seeing to either her personal business or Inquisition tasks.
She has a bath twice a day, every day.

Magni An Fjorleif O Talonhold humbly requests the esteemed company of her Royal Highness Lakshmibai, Jhansi ki Rani and Official Judgmental Starer and First Eye Roller of the Inquisition, Revered Tormenter of Unwed Adults and Chief Insulter of Leadership, Curator of Hair Care and most fancy blah blah

( here there are some squiggly lines, perhaps in place of coming up with further titles, or maybe to be decorative )

for dinner
tojoin her for dinner

Being pretentious for comedy is tiring, can we meet later?

Edited 2019-04-26 09:58 (UTC)

To (Princess) Magni An Fjorleif O Talonhold, Beloved of the Sacred Duck, Molder of Metal, She Of Few Words, But Most Wicked Tongue, Tallest Tormenter of All Fereldon and Beloved.

Of course. For dinner or would bed do?

Regards,
महारानी लक्ष्मीबाई
Maharani Lakshmibai Gangadhar Rao Newalker, Jhansi ki Rani, Bride of the Newalkers, O Talonhold, Bride of Magni An Fjorleif O Talonhold, Official Judgmental Starer and First Eye Roller of the Inquisition, Revered Tormenter of Unwed Adults and Chief Insulter of Leadership, Curator of Hair Care and Pleaser of Talonhold's Smiths.

( The proud companion that joined Magni from Talonhold does not see why it is being made to go from one place in the Gallows to another place, and it casts Lakshmi a look of J'ACCUSE. Otherwise it is cooperative. )

My wife, who I should know better than to challenge to displays of wit,

I thought dinner and climbing up on the roof to look at the stars, but bed is a better suggestion.

With greatest respect,

Not A Princess

[ His reward is to be fed pieces of fish, in deboned strips, and a thorough scratching to his feathers to better his mood before he's sent back far fatter than he arrived. ]

My wife, Daughter of the Leader of Talonhold,

Could we not make our bed under the stars while we have dinner? Should we be clever enough, I am sure we can have both with no one the wiser.

Regards,
Considering Running For Divine, Just To Have One More Title.

My Wife, Briber of Owls,

This proposal will be taken into consideration.

You're already divine. No need to wear the stupid hat.

Yours,

Abandoned By Owl

My Wife, She Who Does Not Feed The Owl, Clearly,

I could wear the hat and nothing else? It will truly cause a stir.

Eternally Yours,
Divine Lakshmi.

My name is already a Goddess, do you think I should tell them that before or after I am elected?

My Dear, Who Does Not Realise Owls Are Meant To Hunt,

If they have any sense they'll already know.

If I have any sense I'll never protest to you wearing nothing.

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FADE RIFT [INBOX]

A letter delivered by runner

A letter delivered by runner

A letter delivered by a much put-upon owl

Returned by a now over-fed owl

The owl arrives without a message because it wanted more fish, and the message comes by runner

The Owl Back Again, Bribed By More Fish

THE OWL, who is now extremely content, and looking for more fish